"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you prefer watching their version of the winter olympics than watching the proper winter olympics."
Awww that's what I meant! I shall change it. (Watched too many of the caravan destruction episodes recently)
"You realise you're a Top Gear mark when you look out for falling pianos everytime you see a Morris Marina."
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Actually I think she probably filled his apartment with orange and red Bonsai trees while he was sleeping.
On the demo versions you can only reach level 2, which doesn't bother me because I love the M24, and have 3 gold stars with it now. But on the beta I don't think there is a level cap.
Did you get evicted because the landlord thought the Pokemon were pets?
Played the demo some more today, and came up with a good game. Basically me and two friends were assault class and kept giving each other ammo and then shooting tracer darts on each other. The darts were for fun, we were playing "dodge the missile" and I really wish I had a capture card, because my mate actually jumped over a missile and it blew up the vehicle behind him. Then we decided to run in covered in tracer darts and try to knife people, we looked like a group of lethal christmas trees. Then we decided to do the suicide bomber thing and covered quads in C4 and rode them to the objectives. We actually won the first section using that tactic, it really works. But my favourite tactic was covering the UAV in C4, and then jumping on a quad and waiting for the UAV pilot to hover near enemies and riding in to detonate the C4. We took down a group of snipers and a tank by doing that, the best bit is the UAV takes no damage from it because friendly fire is off.
When it all got serious I settled in to do some sniping, after taking it personally when a sniper killed me 5 times while we were having fun with tracer darts. I managed to go from 25 deaths due to suicides and general larking about, to top of the scores with 28 sniper kills. It always gets to the point where you have whole squads trying to track you down, or they send in choppers and tanks to kill you.
When it all got serious I settled in to do some sniping, after taking it personally when a sniper killed me 5 times while we were having fun with tracer darts. I managed to go from 25 deaths due to suicides and general larking about, to top of the scores with 28 sniper kills. It always gets to the point where you have whole squads trying to track you down, or they send in choppers and tanks to kill you.
Apparently it was a faulty mount, and they are getting parts shipped in to replace it.
You know you're and LFS fanatic when you walk through busy shopping centers like it's the start of a 38 car mixed class race and you got stuck at the back behind the slower cars.
Ready for it? *ahem* They should ask Red Bull for a new one!
EDIT: Say what you like about that Indy Car concept, but I would actually want to watch the races if those things were bombing around at 230mph, and when you read about the thinking behind it then the whole thing kind of makes sense.
You know you're an LFS fanatic when you think you're bored of LFS, then you play it and realise you were actually bored because you were not playing LFS enough.
5:19, oh my word. This guy is a nutcase!
This is awesome, my little QS1 is currently unbeaten!
Clever PR, but computational fluid dynamics has helped to produce championship winning cars in other forms of motorsport, and if the VR-01 is fast it won't be long before they ban wind tunnels to cut costs.
It's actually good to see a relaxed and happy Kimi giving a proper interview. Getting out of F1 was obviously the right choice for him.
It's okay I have the same problem now, no amount of removing files seems to help.
Awesome, it's so hard to kill people in that thing. On the second to last site me and my friend defended and between us we got about 30 or 40 sniper kills, just spotting for each other and taking down people going down the hill. It's very rewarding when you get a headshot on a running target from miles away. The only problem is that at the moment assault class people don't understand that they are meant to supply people with ammo, so I have to go hunting with the pistol and knife to get more ammo.
Wait until you get a few double headshots, so much fun. Yesterday I went on a 6 man knife spree, got 4 people, armed the bomb, then got 2 more as they tried to disarm it.
Looks like I'm the first one to sign up, hopefully I can get myself a Mercedes or Red Bull hat this time. Who is going to sign the caps? If Zeug wins one I am willing to sign it with some of my bodily fluids. 
I will join in a minute, first here is a new layout, it's adapted from some of my other layouts. It's best suited to the UF1 or XFG.
If you guys want some new layouts I could make some for you. I think you should at least try some UF1 banger racing, it's loads of fun and you can make better tracks for them.
I learnt most of my basic maths from watching motorsport and playing darts, this new points system should keep me up to scratch. At least there is a greater reward for winning now.
Gills that Facebook one actually made me cry with laughter. I wish my friends were that funny/cruel.
I always thought they missed an opportunity to be sponsored by Tesco, the advert would have been perfect, just have a Ferrari blast through checkouts and scan at a few million quid.
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG